Wednesday, 10 October 2007

Ross Noble - Live Review

Ross Noble - Nobleism. Live at the Cliffs Pavilion, Southend - 8th October 2007.

Before we start, let’s get one fact straight, Ross Noble is a comedy genius.

Like Frank Skinner (see earlier post!), I go back further than I care to remember with Ross, and again it was at our local comedy club that he first came to my attention. As someone who has watched live comedy for over 20 years, seeing hundreds of acts in the process, Ross is probably the comedian I most admire. The vast majority of comedians turn up with the set memorised, heckler 'putdowns' written, and the jovial audience banter well scripted (and the next time they turn up you can hear it all again word-for-word!). Ross Noble however pretty much just turns up and wings it!

The evenings at the Joker comedy club where we were lucky enough to have Ross as a compere, will probably be the funniest nights the club will ever see. All Ross ever needed was to see something and he'd be off - someone's T-shirt, a bit of décor in the room, a late comer sloping in, anything! - a springboard into the ad-libbed pool of comedy, each topic providing a link to yet another piece of on the spot improvisation. There was always a bit of scripted material in the back pocket for emergencies, but to be honest, it was rarely needed. If you've never seen him perform, don't go thinking that the guy must be a lazy good fer nuthin’ who can’t be bothered to write material. The stuff he creates live before your eyes is nothing short of stunning, and every single show he performs is totally unique. How scary must that be?! Walking out to deliver two hours of carefully crafted material is probably nerve-wracking enough, but walking out to ad lib for two or three hours??!

Fast forward to today, and Ross is arguably the hottest comedy act on the ‘big venue’ circuit. Married to an Australian, he has set himself up with the perfect life -- 6 months in Oz, six months in the UK -- and in both countries the majority of that time is spent on tour. It's genuinely what he loves to do.

Unlike some comedians who move on to the big circuit, Ross has never felt obliged to reinvent his act for the large audience -- essentially he does what he always did in the small smokey clubs, just walk on stage and see what happens! The announcement of a new tour for most acts heralds the arrival of fresh material -- but with Ross you get that every night (bar the odd bit of scripted material shoehorned in). Back in 2002, my partner and I followed the Sonic Waffle tour for a bit, seeing four or five shows in the space of a couple of weeks, and every show was at least 90% different.

Noble’s ramblings were once again up to his usual high standard, he does close on 3 hours tonight, and the whole time he paces the stage, like a caged tiger looking for a way out. Caught in traffic on the way to the venue he tells us that he found himself stuck outside the Jehovah's Witness church in Southend, leaving his mind to wander on how they would react if he had to knock on their door in the event of an emergency… A line about his own funeral arrangements had a friend and I in serious trouble - both unable to control our laughing for several minutes after he had moved on! And all he said was he's thinking of being placed in a coffin with sausages down his trousers, a few chops down his pants and a pound of mince meat under a top hat. He said he liked the idea of everyone salivating as the coffin rolled slowly into the flames, roasting the contents to perfection…. You probably had to be there, but his overactive brain throws this stuff out all night long.

Nope, Ross is as good as ever, yet something has changed, and not for the better. Ross relies on his audience to provide him with the raw material for his act, but in the last couple of years a worrying trend has started. People (and for people read 'wacky student types') seem to have decided it's not good enough for Ross to get his comedy from unsuspecting subjects (couples arriving late, the woman in the front rows lovely scarf etc), and they now wants to be the 'stars' of the show. We've seen a marked rise in youngsters in the front few rows sporting stupid hats, knowing full well Ross won't be able to resist the bait. But the ridiculing of someone who wants to be ridiculed somehow is no longer fun. By far the most annoying trend has started during the half-time interval, where armies of wacky ones leave all manner of shite on the stage; funny notes (I use the word ‘funny’ in the loosest possible way), crappy homemade T-shirts, pieces of popcorn, sweets, you name it – whatever it is, they all have the same thing in common, they ain't funny. But like a junkie walking out to see 30 lines of coke set up for his pleasure, Ross can't help himself, and will always make a beeline for this tat. Tonight was the worst I’ve ever seen, the stage was covered, and it took him just over 45 minutes of the second half to work his way through all the rubbish that had been left there. The truth is, it's funny for one or two people in the audience (i.e. the twats who put it there), for everyone else it’s boring. How funny is someone's bus pass going to be for an audience of 1500 people? Of course the owner of the bus pass goes home feeling like ‘Charlie Big Potatoes’, thinking (wrongly) he was the star of the show.

The second half of Noble gigs are starting to become a bore I’m afraid, as he methodically works through these 'gifts' – and the rest of the audience loses out on 45 minutes that could have been filled with good material. And of course, each time he does it, he seals his fate for the next time he returns to the venue, as those who see it this time plan to get in on the act next time around.

How we got in this mess I don't really know -- Ross really shouldn't pander to these cretins, he has the audience in the palm of his hands and could stop the trend almost immediately, yet instead chooses to alienate the vast majority of his audience by allowing it to continue. Personally I'd walk on stage with a bin liner, chuck the fucking lot in and then carry on the act is normal... or better still have a stage hand walk out and clear it before returning for the second half.

Everyone I've spoken to who went to tonights gig has said the same thing (without any prompting from me) the first half was genius and the second half was tedious whilst he went through all the crap left on stage.

So there you have it, Ross still is a comedy genius, his new trendy audience however are far from it -- and are in danger of ruining his act for him.

Piley

Here's a clip of Ross in Action that you can view from the comfort of this blog, rather than hiking it over to You Tube.. enjoy!

11 comments:

E F RICE said...

Nice post Piley and I couldn't agree more having been there with you (although I'm not your partner ......). The first half material was superb, the funeral gag and the Chav runway being winners with Ross's occasional switch to Essex lad being my favourite (the Chelmsford Car Auction quote of 'you fackin beauty' hard to forget !).

The problem with second half is people now have no fear and feel they can either put unfunny shite on stage, or as they get cockier, shout out meaningless drivel. That twat who felt he would tell people he saw Ross in Oz being the pick of the bunch.

Be interesting to see if this happens at other venues.

Phsend said...

Oh dear....I am gonna buck the trend and admit Í don't find Nobles scripted comedy funny in the slightest. Never have done. But when he's randomly chatting to the audience about anything, even Kinder Eggs, home baked cakes, cryptic notes and the I'm with Them T-shirts etc thats the stuff I really like!

Anonymous said...

Having seen this latest tour, Ross is bang up to his usual genius standard....in parts. He had me reeling in the first half, using targets of front row occupants, late comers, owners of bizarre laughs etc. as a starter for rambling comic mayhem.
Having first noticed that the majority of the audience were somewhat of a younger nature than in the past I was fearful that perhaps things may be dumbed down to a more prescriptive format to suit the wider range that he now seems attract. And in a way it was. What was to follow in the second half left me rather frustrated, and mildly annoyed. I have to agree with Piley that what was going on was more about the audience than the man I had come to see. I'm afraid Ross's new generation appear to want to be part of the act. All this induced was a series of whoops from sectors as their contribution was picked by Ross, followed by innane comments and shouts. Clearly Ross is perfectly adequate to deal with anything thrown at him from the audience, but I get the impression that the guy is actually worried about offending folk about this shit. For me he needs to bin it and stick to the old format, which is none.

Marlenesgoodhalf

marmiteboy said...

I totally agree Ian. The crap left on stage in the hope that it will instigate Ross into rambling on about nothing in particular is becoming a bore. It only seems to happen in Southend though for some reason. I've seen him elsewhere and it doesn't seem to happen.

Anonymous said...

Sorry I did not enjoy the crap being placed on the stage. He should have placed it all in the bin. As regard to some on the members of the audience he should have had then evicted.

Piley said...

thanks for all your comments.

ph - I would agree that Nobles adlibbed stuff is far better than his scripted stuff, BUT the subjects of his scripted stuff should remain random and of his chosing - not forced (which is what its becomming).

Just how funny is a t-shirt saying "i'm with them" anyway??!! and how much comedy are you likely to get out of it??

Piley

phsend said...

Yeah but didn't you notice how he treated the t.shirt makers and cake bakers with contempt and got the rest of us laughing AT them! Thats what he's great at doing! The cake on the stage led onto a fun tale of how his roadies once nicked some cake he had left for him at another gig and all got stoned! He's not pandering to the gifters he's taking the piss out of them! And another thing, he has`always ended his shows with a Q&A with the audience - often the best bit!

Piley said...

ph - think we'll have to agree to disagree. The t-shirt\cake etc were the lamest parts for my money, and the Q&A section is frankly an embarsment these days, and should be dropped in my opinion. People are aparently unable to string a sentence together these days, and are reduced to just spouting crap "d'ya like essex" "ever been ta chelmsford" i can live without these Paxman-esqe questions!

Piley said...

Wow, looks like we aren't the only moaners about the tour this time round. Someone has just kindly made me aware of the following website (which has a link to the post on this site!):

http://www.notbbc.co.uk/forums/pg=build&f=comedy&pid=42712&sno=0

ph - you are officially wrong ;-)

Piley said...

http://www.notbbc.co.uk/forums/pg=build&f=comedy&pid=42712&sno=0

link didnt come out correctly. here it is again in full

Piley said...

http://www.notbbc.co.uk/forums/pg=build&f=comedy

&pid=42712&sno=0

bugger - don't know why it doesn't like it. Pice the two bits above together (with no gap) and you'll have the full address.